But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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