I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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