hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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