You're completely useless in the revolution.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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