I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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