You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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