So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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