I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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