nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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