Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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