i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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