The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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