Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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