can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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