Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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