Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.