I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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