Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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