got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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