There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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