well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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