they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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