I hope mine doesn't look like that
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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