your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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