yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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