was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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