Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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