he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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