Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
they need to just BURY HIM!
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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