it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
he fucked my hip out of place.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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