is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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