so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Its about making memories worth repressing
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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