fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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