woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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