Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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