Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I need to sanitize my soul.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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