he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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