Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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