the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
