Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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