I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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