this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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