I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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