i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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