And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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