you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Buhtt sex?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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