There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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