but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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