Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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