So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Farmville is her only friend.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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