I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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