were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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