I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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